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Artists are unforgiving bastards who will viciously tear your heart out.
Breakups usually involve personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on—on fire—in the street.
If she passes by a mirror, she will always check herself out.
Be prepared to hear her say, "5-6-7-8." She will take pictures using a "5-6-7-8" warning count instead of "1-2-3" whenever possible.
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies.
If you are fat like me, or used to be like some other lucky ex-members of our club who probably bribed the weighing scale to flash skinny, you know the forever-itch to lose weight. Shedding those extra pounds so we don’t have to hide in the shadows, be whisked to dorm rooms and apartments under the cover of night, and then, sent right back in the wee hours of the morning lest some frat bro or roommate belittle the conquest of our douchebag date, used to be our ONLY wish in life. No, I am not ranting – coz I myself find the bitter ‘’ kind of token consolatory refrains mean and derogatory! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to dating a fat girl – like we can be ‘oodles’ of fun to pick for a night but never worthy of being on your arm on date nights or introduced to your friends, much less grace wedding pictures! Or even if you do, you have the know-how for dating one.
I am also done dating the tonnes of others who’d deny that I am fat and insist that I am beautiful! To the men – Dating a fat girl may not fall under your quintessential notion of ‘achievement.’ But who made skinny girls queens of the world anyway!
So I guess what I am saying is – a fat girl is PHAT.
That’s where we come in…below are 10 reasons why YOU should date an artist!
You may have never stopped and considered the temperament of the people around you.